Saturday, April 07, 2007

what i miss post-testicular-tortion

-testicular symmetry

-strong manly jets of piss, as opposed to trickles and spurts

-dismissing random coke cans, ciggie butts, anything at all in my way with a hedonistic kick of youth

-alcohol and cigarettes, thanks to a four week antibiotic regime; doc says i can smoke weed though

-motiveless masturbation

-unquestionable mobility

3 Comments:

Blogger Laura said...

Why do you always show up and disappear? And I'm sorry that you no longer have testicular symmetry. That's a bummer.

7:56 PM  
Blogger the_ego_has_landed said...

hey.. thanks for dropping by...

hmm.. is this a hypothetical situtation.. or are u really going thro this?

11:14 PM  
Blogger icy_highs said...

it is a bummer. indeed.

10:22 AM  

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