what i miss post-testicular-tortion
-testicular symmetry
-strong manly jets of piss, as opposed to trickles and spurts
-dismissing random coke cans, ciggie butts, anything at all in my way with a hedonistic kick of youth
-alcohol and cigarettes, thanks to a four week antibiotic regime; doc says i can smoke weed though
-motiveless masturbation
-unquestionable mobility
-testicular symmetry
-strong manly jets of piss, as opposed to trickles and spurts
-dismissing random coke cans, ciggie butts, anything at all in my way with a hedonistic kick of youth
-alcohol and cigarettes, thanks to a four week antibiotic regime; doc says i can smoke weed though
-motiveless masturbation
-unquestionable mobility
posted by ninetieschild at 6:04 AM
3 Comments:
Why do you always show up and disappear? And I'm sorry that you no longer have testicular symmetry. That's a bummer.
hey.. thanks for dropping by...
hmm.. is this a hypothetical situtation.. or are u really going thro this?
it is a bummer. indeed.
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